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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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