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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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