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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛
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