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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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