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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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