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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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