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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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