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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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