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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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