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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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