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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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