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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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