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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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