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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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