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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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