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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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