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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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