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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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