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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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