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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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