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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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