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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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