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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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