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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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