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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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