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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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