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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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