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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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