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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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