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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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