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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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