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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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