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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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