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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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