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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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