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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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