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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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