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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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