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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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