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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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