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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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