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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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