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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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