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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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