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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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