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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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