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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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