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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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