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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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