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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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