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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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